its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sandmandaddy69:

(via t-pose-to-assert-gayness)

poetrylesbian:

obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”

(via demilypyro)

headinthegrave:

nessa007:

✌🏻😊✌🏻

(via teethcritter)

charlesoberonn:

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

(via striders)

deadlysprinklez:

memewhore:

(via charlesoberonn)

demilypyro:

lindleland:

demilypyro:

lindleland:

doubleca5t:

super-affection:

her pussy radiates heat like a ps4

we’re really running out of posts to make huh

i’ve seen an extremely similar post years back about the PS3. we aren’t just running out of posts, we ran out years ago. time is a flat circle

yeah well MY pussy radiates heat like a ps5

(via demilypyro)

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

bewilderduck:

xxtc-96xx:

zackisontumblr:

pseudologla:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

(via charlesoberonn)

dukeofash:

(via catmemer)

pagesinmylife:

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode